Lost in Translation 1

Using AI translator app I created myself, which listens to the language being spoke and can actually translate languages which have no known translation, I was able to speak with a bigfoot.


I am certain you are more interested in what the bigfoot had to say than of the app itself and I don’t blame you. Before I tell you what bigfoot had to say, let me explain how I was able to communicate with the beings. Before going any further I should note that when I say I spoke with a bigfoot, it was not a conversation. I will merely claim that what needed to be communicated, was done.
Before knowing, I would have used a different word than ‘beings’. I likely would have said, apes. Perhaps creatures or beasts. I wouldn’t have used the word beings. Now I know that was not a correct assumption of them either.


Perhaps they were somewhere in between. I’m getting ahead of myself. I started out taping what I thought was the chatter of some bigfoot. It sounds to me like just a lot of raspy-throated garble, but to my surprise the app began to return a translation to English from that gibberish that reached my ear. I couldn’t believe what I was getting!


It was the end of 2020 when most people were still staying close to home. You needed to be wearing a mask if you went anywhere inside and wanted to actually be allowed in. Astonishingly even the parks where I had been hiking and camping the last year and half, ever since moving up here to southwest Oregon, were almost void of human traffic. The pandemic had apparently reached its peak or had at the least scared everyone into staying home and foregoing camping outside where there was plenty of fresh air.


I believe that worked to my advantage. Places like Cave Junction, smack dab in the right location for bigfoot activity, had closed down the tours going in to the local caves. I had not been on a tour but my impression was that there were many caves, some which were explored regular and some that looked like they were not. Of course this was my best guess as I did not get down near any of the entrances. I was quite satisfied to stay closer to the road where my SUV waited.

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